On Wednesday, a truckload of cows was delivered to a Jamaica, Queens butcher for slaughter.
At least one cow was definitely not OK with this plan and broke free. Fortunately, the Internet was there to capture the moment:
There was good news for the cow: the city's animal control department named the jaywalker Molly and will find the speedster a good home, or farm.
I know a good pasture in Flushing where Molly could roam. She definitely shows some speed and, as a quadruped, has two extra hamstrings should one go awry. Lets just change her name from Molly to Wally.