— Days Without Shea —

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by Kingman on October 20 at 1:19PM

Mr_met_transparentHumor and alcohol have helped stem the pain of the Mets' magnificent collapse.

Here is one one of the better Met jokes I have heard:

A few days after the Mets were eliminated from the playoffs, New York Police retrieved a body out of Jamaica Bay. The male victim was wearing nothing but lady's underwear, pantyhouse, high-heeled shoes, makeup and a Mets shirt.

The cops started mocking the getup of the corpse. Then they noticed the dead man had a wedding ring on. The cops realized that this guy probably had a wife, maybe kids, and that it would hurt them to see their beloved dressed in such an embarrassing wardrobe.

So they took off his Mets shirt.

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